White House denies Bush God claims
This was a headline on Yahoo! Let's have a little fun with punctuation and word emphasis, shall we? What do you think this means, anyway?
White House denies Bush, God claims
God has issued a rare press report asserting that the White House is denying the existence of George W. Bush.
White House denies Bush, God claims
The White house refuses to accept claims made by both God and GWB.
White House denies Bush God claims
Did GWB claim he IS God? If so, the WH is denying it -- good for them.
White House denies Bush-God claims
The Bush-God (not to be confused with the Tree-God and the Shrubbery-God) is making claims! The White House says No, It's not!
White House denies Bush; God claims
The WH has finally decided simply to up and disown GWB. "He just wandered in here one chilly night," a top WH official said today. "We gave him some milk out of a dropper and told him he could sleep in the rose bushes... well, that was almost five years ago. Now that we've handled him, his mother won't take him back. But we don't actually want him anymore... do you know a good family?"
God replied, "Aw, crud! I was looking for that one!"
Anyway, I haven't read the story yet so I haven't the foggiest what it's actually about.
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I am so laughing right now. That's hilarious. Do people not see these things as easily as we do?! Talk about ambiguity. That would have made a really fun grammar activity when I taught; I'll have to remember that.
-Alison
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